You know you're a noob at airsoft when:

[Joshua]

When your shot, but you don't wear a kill flag, then complain when they shoot you some more.

[Bushmaster]

if you call your china clone with plastic bushings a 'good gun'

Some chi-clones are perfectly good and reliable guns.

[Joshua]

Some chi-clones are perfectly good and reliable guns.

[Bushmaster]

Yeah, BIG emphasis on the some there.

[Dominum]

When you post on every topic on the forums.

i am teh noob.

The newbs refer to every magazine as a clip....oh, silly newb.

Silly noob, clips are for Garands!

[Villid]

When you have a crate full of semi-functional guns, none of which you paid more that $40 for

[Jeremy314]

When you go to Best Buy or any other store to check prices on somethings that you want, then when you total up said things you think to yourself, "Wow.. I can buy a (brand and make of gun) for that amount of money..."

[Wyatt]

When you are picked for a vip mission and forget the gun is on saftey..

[specter]

I like this thread. Needs more bump.

[Felix]

Three years bump.

Good lord.

When you are looking through old threads and decide to bump one.

[Iam_Hoss]

[specter]

Ayup.

[marpat96]

When you play loud Dubstep at SQA

[Jon The Student]

When you see a gent playing in CQB with a barrel condom on, and then complaining that no one is calling their hits.

[Rinzler]

When you think a five dollar pistol hurts.