AOSC Forum Archive

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:14 am**

creating a vast wastland that nobody wanted to go near because...

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:30 am**

radiation poisoning generally sucks. The explosion did, however, have the fortunate consequence of...

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:58 pm**

blowing Mega Barbara Streisand all the way up into space where she remained at a geostationary orbit. The radiation fallout also

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:54 pm**

killed Kenny causing the Southpark series to...

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:57 am**

fall apart when the rest of the cast couldn't deal with the actual death of Kenny. Soon, Family Guy

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:21 am**

Lost Louis because Stewie killed her. Which later made the Simpsons...

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:51 am**

... skeet skeet everywhere. Bart had always had a thing for Mecha Streisand, but lately he had felt rather attracted ...

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:12 pm**

to fire and explosives, so he tried to show Obama his home made bomb at a press conference and got nailed by....

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:37 pm**

Mr Rogers with his AK. With only a wounded leg, he limped away into

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:54 pm**

... a pool filled with the tears of weeping middle school girls after Justin Beiber's tragic death. Bart then began to sing....

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:05 pm**

..and the girls immedatly fell in love with Bart because of his yellow skin, but Bart..

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:37 pm**

knew that if he didn't stop singing and get rid of the annoying girls, every man in the world would want to murder him, so...

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:40 pm**

...he started smoking, which ruined his lungs and hurt his vocal cords, which...

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:47 pm**

..made the girls start smoking as well. The ozone was soon..

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:59 am**

ending all the world's problems except for...

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