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Post by **SteevoLS** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:53 pm

he still looked like Kevin Spacey. It was probably a good thing after all that he grew no hair, because

saver64 · Post by **saver64** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:56 pm

the next thing he noticed was a sucking machine that would of sucked him up if he had hair. So then

Inked · Post by **Inked** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:52 pm

the zombie strippers came demanding there money!

Slate · Post by **Slate** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:03 pm

It was only then that he realized he had left his wallet in the

Post by **SteevoLS** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:05 pm

Batmobile, which he inexplicably was able to find in the Superman universe. Shortly thereafter, the

Slate · Post by **Slate** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:07 pm

zombie strippers started beating the sh*t out of him, using their horrifyingly large

von_lounger · Post by **von_lounger** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:17 pm

wooden legs. Luckily, Stephen Colbert rushed in, pulled out a Desert Eagle, and

splatmaster · Post by **splatmaster** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:57 pm

promptly broke his own nose when he was unable to control the rocoil. The blood caused

Bushmaster · Post by **Bushmaster** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:59 am

a flash flood which washed away all the

rack0730 · Post by **rack0730** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:17 pm

Keebler Elves who ran in to help the Green Lantern Defeat...

Inked · Post by **Inked** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:00 pm

the advancing zoombie strippers on yamaha jet ski's.

von_lounger · Post by **von_lounger** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:39 am

And everyone was happy that Nancy Pelosi had just killed herself by looking into a mirror.

idiot88 · Post by **idiot88** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:06 am

The CIA quickly came to pick up the body but were stunned when the mirror started to

Bushmaster · Post by **Bushmaster** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:50 am

melt, and made several of the agents melt as well. Just then

von_lounger · Post by **von_lounger** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:49 am

the Burger King king ran by carrying a

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