You know you play too much airsoft when...

[cobra]

When a friend asks you where a good place to get a gun is and you tell him three websites with out even thinking then tell him what he's looking for in a gun once he finds one he likes. All before he can say another word.

[Inked]

... your whole team goes to get a tattoo and it's the team logo. For most of them it's their only tattoo.

WOW!!! 

[python575]

when you randomly breakout in to a tactical walk

[Arbee]

When you feel more comfortable in combat gear than you do in casual clothes.

[D.Smitty]

When you come across non-airsoft friends talking about guns and you have to ask them whether they are talking about "real steel" guns.

[Esteban]

When talking about guns to an airsoft friend you have to clarify "the real steel version" because they automatically assume airsoft.

[Unknown Theory]

...when someone asks you where are you going, you sometimes give them a grid coordinate and an ETA.

...when you sit in class and figure out the best possible escape routes and defensive areas.

...when you use airsoft examples in physics class.

...when you become a stickler for authentic looks. (ie WWII, Vietnam, Modern).

...when you hear something go "bang" and you reach for your sidearm

...when your punishment is losing all airsoft privileges

...when you base your real-life schedule around airsoft games

...when you go on AOSC during school-hours

...when you feel proud posting all this stuff up

[Lefty]

When you ask your optometrist about NVGs

[Bushmaster]

When you can look at someone's shadow and identify their gear, gun accessories, and what cut their camo is....*Cough MCG Cough*

[Vesper]

.... when your bank account goes broke.

[Gabe]

When you pay more for one gun (3 in my case) than you did for a vehicle you regularly drive.
My old truck ~$1000
My 'new' Supra $2500
SPR $1200
Sig 556 $1300
PTW $1500 and counting

Yes, the Supra is the most expensive on that list, but the guns combined outweigh it by a lot.

[Vesper]

Gabe, I didn't know you owned a PTW.

[rack0730]

When everyone you see continuously asks you if you have chicken pox.

[rack0730]

when youre girlfriend gives it a "slutty name" bc she says you cheat on her with airsoft  (my girl calls airsoft "veronica")

Hey my moms name is Veronica 
...just jokin

[cloverairsoft]

When you play the museum level on Modern Warfare just to get an idea for a new loadout.