Airsoft Living Conditions

[bumaster]

Does anyone else sit around wondering how other air soft players live? Well the BUMS have come to a conclusion that the ultimate air soft goober lives in this way.
1. One room apartment
2. three inches of BB's cover the entire floor
3. No bed, plate carrier is used as a pillow.
4. They are 21 years old don't have a car but they have this really cool air soft gun.
5. Collection of used BB's from every air soft game. (like guy from Saving Private Ryan with the dirt.)
6. A kitchen isn't necessary because they don't get hungry when they play air soft.
7. One half of their apartment is a tactical training contraption with moving targets that an old Asian women moves with her feet.
8. They don't shower much because they try to keep their body in realistic combat mode.
9. College fund spent on air soft claymore scam from India, they never came. #BUMhustlingmove
10. Never do laundry because when their BDU's get worn out they just go to the surplus store and buy a new pair.
11. No electrical bill because they use chem sticks for lighting.
12. Land lines are irrelevant because everyone they need to contact has a walkie talkie.

Feel free to add your thoughts about the ultimate air soft goober...

[atl]

is that where the name bum comes from becuase you poeple live live like this?

[Diesel]

Sounds more like my college days. Except instead of a collection of bbs, I had a collection of bottles

[MountainMan]

you poeple

WHAT do you mean YOU people???

[Felix]

WHAT do YOU mean, YOU PEOPLE?!?

[atl]

you poeple

WHAT do you mean YOU people???

The bums

[Felix]

Atl go watch some Tropic Thunder.

[atl]

ok

[bumaster]

In the second sentence I wrote I said "ultimate air soft goober", the BUMS are highly trained assassins and a force to reckon with.

[Felix]

You forgot the rope out the window because real tacticool airsoft goobers use windows first, doors last.

[specter]

2. three inches of BB's cover the entire floor
3. No bed, plate carrier is used as a pillow

well, i have the equivalent of 3 5,000 round bags of bb's in my closet floor that I use as a shooting range
my airsoft backpack is way more comfortable than a pillow when stuffed with my ghillie suit, making it a very effective sleeping aid