funny airsoft stories?

[Dominum]

...and I still tell everyone that story! One of the most hilarious things ever said at an airsoft game.

[specter]

and i just now heard it. that's one of the gayest things i've ever heard.

[Vesper]

Werewolf + Bojangle's + Triggertyme

Enough said.

[specter]

Ok so back at PWC2 me and my buddy were in one of the buildings in mile high and there wasn't anything going on so I got bored and started bouncing bb's off the wall to the floor below where my buddy was. After about 3 minutes of tossing a bb every few seconds he runs up, reloads and says "we're taking fire." I laugh and say "ok I'll look for the guy". I laughed some more after he went down and started throwing more bb's down in small handfulls. he came back up again breathing real hard and I said "dude what's wrong with you?" "He said we're taking a ton of fire! He's gotta have a automatic sniper rifle! He isn't even hitting the sides of the building! They're all going right through the window!" I tried desperately to hold in the laughter so I put on my best serious face said ok. "I'm looking for a sniper." he then went down and I then opened my canteen full of bb's and poured myself a handfull and tossed them down to the second floor. my buddy then ran up and said "COLE! STOP MESSIN AROUND! WE'RE LOOKIN FOR A SNIPER!!!!! I rofl'd and he still don't know it was me tossin bb's.

[specter]

today at BW2, Bravo was overrunning us at the airfield just before lunch and me and stealth's brother were camping behind a pile of dirt. this bravo guy charges us, shoots stealth's brother in the forehead and I peppered him with my mac 11. we ended up chatting for like 3 or 4 minutes after that.

bravo was overrunning the air base while i'm layin down chillin with my mac 11 trying to look dead and ready to shoot some people when the got close. I wasn't dead yet. I was watchin it all go down when this guy trys to be all badass and jump over some barrels parkour style. he didn't make and he knocked the barrels over and fell flat on his back. everyone stopped shooting and laughed at the guy. he put his deadrag up after that so i'm guessing someone shot him. it was pretty funny.

about 2 minutes later, near the end of us being overrun , i was laying down while I was surrounded by bravos. I didn't know how thay didn't see me. I decided to sit up and i sprayed 2 guys with my mac 11, and another that was healing someone. then I saw some guy point his gun at me from 30ish feet away so I put my hands up and he turned away. I thought, "he didn't shoot me, and he didn't safty me. I think i'll shoot him." I did. I shot another guy that was running, I think to heal a guy. Another guy that appeared out of nowhere went and pointed his gun at me. I was out of ammo and i put my hands up and dropped my mac on the ground. he didn't shoot me either. I was still alive and I could've picked up my mp5 but I didn't so I put up my deadrag and put my hands in the air and screamed " AND OUT WITH A FU****G BANG!!!" It great. a bravo guy came over to me and asked if I had and money and I decided to be a smart-ass so I said "I got a nickel." he walked away. i chilled there for like 20 minutes and finally went to get some lunch. that's about all the good crap that happeded today.

[UF_Jester]

well i was the serpent at op phantom hawk 1 and felix captured me and took me back to the bravo hq. i was sitting there with jester talking and feeding garrett intel since i had a throat mic under my shemah. jester hads me the vfc m4 that his wife bought him for christmas and i was thinking to myself (i cant believe he handed his prisioner a loaded weapon and i was tempted to shoot him but i thought better of it) but thats not the funny part. the bravo co diesel shows up and discovers i was feeding intel to garrett and asks me to turn off my radio which i did and moved me farther back into the woods. after some time i got really bored and diesel walks up and starts to move me again when i noticed he had a knife hanging on the front of his vest so i quickly grab it and knife kill him and a couple of bravo around him and took off running when my pants feel down and some bravo player shot me in the ass.....good times

For the record... I handed you the gun because we were chatting as friends and I knew you weren't going to try anything Also because I was right next to you and the gun had a 20 foot MED. I thought the funniest part of that game was Garrett carrying that "nuke" out into the middle of nowhere to try and convince Diesel to trade you for it.

Funniest to me would be at TDC when I was in the SC base during the afternoon. Felix was hit and went and tagged one of the sheet metal bunkers, which he believed was a respawn (still not 100% sure if it was or not.) He then came up, tagged me out, and blasted a bunch of the other invading Ga guys, leaving me (the very much capturable Ga CO) standing in the SC base- uncaptured.

[Felix]

Funniest to me would be at TDC when I was in the SC base during the afternoon. Felix was hit and went and tagged one of the sheet metal bunkers, which he believed was a respawn (still not 100% sure if it was or not.) He then came up, tagged me out, and blasted a bunch of the other invading Ga guys, leaving me (the very much capturable Ga CO) standing in the SC base- uncaptured.

Haha that was before they changed the rules to the middle sector of the base, before it was ANY part of the base, including the bumkers XD
But yeahh i should have captured you, but I thought that would be a jerk move

[specter]

I feel this is one of my better threads. BUMP!

Interesting story, I was disassembling my M14 and forgot to clear the chamber and decompress the spring so when I took it out, something caused it to discharge and I shot myself. Now I have a bloody mark on my face. the BB actually lodged under my skin. Needless to say it was not very fun digging a BB out of my face with my screwdriver

[Dominum]

I can't remember ever having to point a barrel at my face on order to dissassemble an AEG.

Your parents should have known not to give you a BB gun, you'll probably shoot your eye out.

[idiot88]

At a Wellford FPTC game back in 2007 or 2008, a guy filled his midcap up with bb's during lunch, and a group of us watched him do it. When he was done, he looked at the top of the mag, and no bb was visible. It seemed impossible since a group of us saw him do it with our own eyes. Turns out, out of a bag of thousands of bb's, there were just a couple of black bb's in the bag, and a lone black bb happened to be at the top of the feeder tube. Ugh, maybe not that funny. One of those things where you had to be there.

[marpat96]

At Fulda Gap 2012, we were in a bunker at Rex with Dom, Garrett (I think?) Marauder, all of Task Force 1, and pretty much the entire AOSC. My friend Zach yelled "TANK COMING UP GET OUT OR WE'LL ALL BE DEAD" the ensuing rush of all of us running out was hilarious, my brother tripped over me, got shot twice in the head, Dom ran off safely, our sniper (Legend, SVD kido) tripped over his spotter, and pretty much we ended up getting stuck in the door with Dom the only one out alive -_-

[specter]

At Fulda last year, The tank was coming down the road at the base across the creek from hamburger hill. I see it coming so I get ready to shoot it with my launcher. I see it torn to take out my bunker so I bolt and I'm 10-15 feet from the bunker. It goes to shoot another bunker So I hit it with my launcher. Everyone cheers and Rushes down the road past the tank, only to be slaughtered by 25+ warsaw that were right behind the tank.

[D.Smitty]

There was the time when I fell up to my thighs in quicksand @ Blue Hole...

[Dominum]

^lawl. So many people have been sucked into the muck.

marpat, I am not sure if I should take that as an insult or a compiment lol.