funny airsoft stories?

[specter]

i know someone has one.

[Star_folder]

hmmm, funny story... Alright, I've got one.

A long time ago, well, about a year ago, I had a tavor. I had set the thing up for 300fps and 30rps, I liked it, but hardly used it. Used it twice to my knowledge. Anyway, the first time I took it to the field, (woods field, though it was set up for cqb, I don't play cqb). Anyway, Semlohwerd starts coming over towards my position, him and another. Well, I wait until they are about 20ft away and open fire. I swept my gun across the two of them, I thought I had hit Semlohwerd, so I concentrated fire on the second person. When I hit Semlohwerd, he kind of spun in place, well he kept spinning and hip fired in my direction and hit me while I was trying to hit his friend. Of course, I jump up angry, I was Sure that I hit him, well, turns out, his gun took all the shots, I swept too fast, and only two went towards him, one hit the barrel, the other hit the stock. I trusted him, He's one of my best friends and is honest.

So, now that that is set up. Later in the day, I switched guns to a 400fps, 20rps gun. It was my L85, and the last time I ever used it as an assault rifle. We were running around, semlohwerd was on the other team again. Anyway, I see him across the field, about 150ft away. Now, All I can see is part of his chest, and some of his mask, I can't see anything else about him due to the brush. Well I open fire, a 10 or so round burst. Well, I see him turn towards me. The first thought that runs through my head is "DANG IT! I DIDN"T HIT HIM AGAIN" So, I proceed to open fire, and continue to do so for 15 seconds, Just as I'm about to stop, I see him start to move his arms, I thought he was about to start shooting, so again, I continue to spray him, praying that I hit him this time. Eventually, a team mate tapped me on the shoulder and told me he was hit, so I finally stopped firing long enough to hear almost the whole other team yelling that he was hit... oops.

Turns out, I hit him on the first shot, but I wanted to make sure he was hit, I emptied about 200rnds into his chest before I was stopped. Heh, at least he was 150ft away.

[specter]

nice. one time back at a game (i forgot which one) me and 2 other guys were taking cover when around 8 guys were firing at us from a trench and i asked one of the guys if i could borrow his grenade. i throw it and i hear a thud, someone yalling in pain, the poof of the grenade going off and more screams of pain. then i see 4 of the guys go out of the trench out of the corner of my eye. we continued to spray and pray untill they all got shot. at the end of the game i saw one of the guys that was in the trench holding some ice in a bag against his head so i go up to him and ask what happened and he said "some asshole smacked me in the head with a grenade!" i walked away slowly.

[Chippy]

Not exactly a funny story but...
Right before Op. Guardian, I borrowed 4 mags from my friend to add to my 4. I was expecting to do a lot of shooting that day so I thought 8 mags should suffice; 4 mids and 4 hicaps. Turns out, I didn't even go through one mid cap the whole day.

[VoidSuicide]

The game was TDC, Sc vs GA. I had a crate of easter egg grenades, and my brother was pinned down behind my tent with chippy and another guy. I show up to find them in them starting to use the grenades as a suppressive weapon. After a few grenades tho, there was a mishap. One of the eggs blew in midair and the cap from the firecracker flew off and pegged Zoobie right in the middle of the forehead. I still feel bad about it, mostly because I find it so funny.

[specter]

i saw pieces of those on the day you tripped over a fat kid and sprayed my balls point blank.

[VoidSuicide]

that was another good one. best friendly evar.

[specter]

yup

[Sarge856]

At the March 28th game, a couple of us on Bravo were riding in the back of the technical. Stealth hero sees an objective laying in the field so he goes to get it. Well on the way, he manages to spray everyone in the back of the technical for a good 10 seconds at point blank. Thanks Stealth for shooting me in the arse

On an unrelated note, I was running the gun cam. I was using my friends camera and I guess he hasn't edited them yet :/ I'll ask him soon and see if I can get the video uploaded,

[Felix]

I have a few archived.

TDC: Durning the night game, being the pathfinder I am, i found a way to get to Bravo HQ. I made it there completely alone. When i got to the powerline, there was a huge spotlight pointed in my direction. 20 Minutes later i have snuck past the light and Im chilling inside the tent area. casually walked into their base and went over to a small cooking area. Walked up to the two guys there and said "Hey guys, whats up- safety kill." They both had the WTF face on. Afterwards i walked around the base a little more, safety killing in the same mannor. How they didnt see my BDU bottoms scared the crap outta me XD A few minutes later the same guys were walking on the road going towards the rest of the field. Me being me, i thought, hey lets do it again! So i ran up behind them, gun raised high in one hand and my knife down low in the other, yelling "Hey guys, wait up for me!" Got within a foot before their leader pointed his gun at me. The rest of the four man team was as confused as could be XD

[specter]

At the March 28th game, a couple of us on Bravo were riding in the back of the technical. Stealth hero sees an objective laying in the field so he goes to get it. Well on the way, he manages to spray everyone in the back of the technical for a good 10 seconds at point blank. Thanks Stealth for shooting me in the arse

On an unrelated note, I was running the gun cam. I was using my friends camera and I guess he hasn't edited them yet :/ I'll ask him soon and see if I can get the video uploaded,

i was in the technical when he did that. i had 6 welps on my balls thanks to him. i was the guy in the ghillie with the sniper rifle and the mp5. your friend had better put that video on youtube.

[stuckmojo]

well i was the serpent at op phantom hawk 1 and felix captured me and took me back to the bravo hq. i was sitting there with jester talking and feeding garrett intel since i had a throat mic under my shemah. jester hads me the vfc m4 that his wife bought him for christmas and i was thinking to myself (i cant believe he handed his prisioner a loaded weapon and i was tempted to shoot him but i thought better of it) but thats not the funny part. the bravo co diesel shows up and discovers i was feeding intel to garrett and asks me to turn off my radio which i did and moved me farther back into the woods. after some time i got really bored and diesel walks up and starts to move me again when i noticed he had a knife hanging on the front of his vest so i quickly grab it and knife kill him and a couple of bravo around him and took off running when my pants feel down and some bravo player shot me in the ass.....good times

[specter]

wow mojo. wow.

[Felix]

That was a good time Mojo XD took me 3 lives to capture you!

[Doublewolf]

Courtesy of Smitty:

OK, I'm going to tell this story. This really happened, and I'm the butt of this joke, but I at least want credit for it.

Setting: Lunch break of Battle of the Carolinas 2010

[Smitty walks up to Dominum's car, having just chatted with an Airsoft vendor]

Smitty: I was just talking to that guy, and he showed me this awesome gas shotgun he's trying to sell. He let me hold the gun and fire a couple times to see what he was talking about. Dammit, I felt so badASS when I pumped it.

Dom: Yeah, shotguns are pretty handy.. I've got a plastic tri-shot gun for when I'm having battery problems and the like. You can't possibly miss once you get within range.

Smitty: That sounds nice, Dom. Can I try it? I'm thinking about a backup gun.

[Dom reaches into his supa-dirty car to fish out the shotgun, hands to Smitty]

Smitty: Alright, let's give it a shot.

[Smitty takes a couple tries to pump the shotgun, he wasn't expecting the amount of force it took]

Smitty: That THAT, chicken! [aims at chicken that is obviously out of range, fires anyway]

Smitty: It's pretty nice, Dom. I wasn't expecting how hard it was to pump though.

Dom: Well, it's spring-powered, but it's still pretty useful.

Smitty: Yeah, it's pretty nice [hands gun back]... but it's not as nice as a smooth cock.

[Dom stares aghast at Smitty for a moment, then doubles over laughing]

Smitty: What? Dom, what's so....[realizes what he just said] ...mother-fu...goddarn piece of...

[Smitty walks off cursing, once Dom catches his breath, he proceeds to tell every single damn person who will listen to him what he just heard...over and over]