Chapter V
Chapter V
Team Name:
Chapter V
Officers:
None. As boss as we all are, a static hierarchy is not necessary.
Complete Member List w/Rank and Positions:
1: Callsign: Classified, Rank: Uber 1337, Position: Operator
2: Callsign: Classified, Rank: Uber 1337, Position: Operator
3: Callsign: Classified, Rank: Uber 1337, Position: Operator
Member Pics:
{Callsign Classified}, Uber 1337 Operator (shown above)
{Callsign Classified}, Uber 1337 Operator (shown above)
{Callsign Classified}, Uber 1337 Operator (shown above)
{Callsign Classified}, Uber 1337 Operator (shown above)
Synopsis:
We wake up every morning bearing the burden of being the greatest airsofters the world has ever known. Though this may seem tiresome, we have accepted our lot in life. On the battlefield, we often overawe our opponents. This can cause them to flee in panic at our approach, or pull out their dead rags at the mere realization of our proximity. On the extremely rare occasion that an enemy combatant does not engage in either of those actions, it is because we are so stealthy they do not even realize we are nearby. When this happens, we are obliged to eliminate them by one of many top secret maneuvers.
If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter us on the field while on the opposing faction, the only rational course of action would be to lay down your arms and bribe us with things. We would then take all the things. Likewise, if you are on the same faction as Chapter V at a certain game, and require our assistance; we would, again, advise you to bribe us with things. All the things.
Our methods, while vastly superior to all others, are highly confidential. Though you may greatly desire to learn our ways, we do not, at the present time, offer any such training. We understand this is not a popular decision, but regardless of the vast amounts of money being offered for such classes (were we to have them), we must decline.
Recruiting:
On the rare occasion we feel charitable, we allow others the opportunity to enjoy smiting all those who dare to stand against us; a gift we bestow only to those worthy. How might one do this, you ask? Do you eat greatness for breakfast? Is grandeur your middle name? Does awesomesauce flow through your veins? If you think you have what it takes to be the best of the best... but even better, you may be a candidate for Chapter V. We accept only the most prodigious airsofters into our ranks.
The following conditions must be met prior to being admitted to our team:
-Honorable, rule abiding conduct on and off the field and forums
-Several uniforms, at least one Bravo, one Alpha, and one balancer; but preferably multiples of each
-Experienced in airsoft
-Amiable
-Regular/frequent attendance at AOSC games and some large national MilSim events
-Quality comms
-You must submit a request to "roll" with us at a game, so that we can evaluate you and get to know you. If the first time goes well, you must then repeat the process twice more. Once you have "rolled" with us at three games after submitting the request for evaluation, your membership status will either be granted or denied by Chapter V.
-2 minute mile
-69 chin ups
-1337 push ups
-9001 sit ups
[align=center]V[/align]
Re: Chapter V
Best. Team. Thread. Ever.
Gold Team
I am a bit of a jerk.
There have been a lot of games since the last fatality. Roses are red, violets are blue, so is your car at 102
I am a bit of a jerk.
There have been a lot of games since the last fatality. Roses are red, violets are blue, so is your car at 102
Re: Chapter V
Here is a team promo vid we made during a joint training exercise:
Be afraid... be very afraid.
We'll see you chumps on the field.
Be afraid... be very afraid.
We'll see you chumps on the field.
[align=center]V[/align]
Re: Chapter V
We just wanted to pop in and let everyone know (because it's kind of a big deal) that we have added a new member to our ranks. Though you may not have heard much from us lately, Chapter V is still, and has been since its inception, the most active team in the state. We vow to continue being better at airsoft than everyone else, especially ur mom.
[align=center]V[/align]
Re: Chapter V
Thread cleaned per OP request.
[align=center][/align]
[align=center]"Searching for my goats since 2009"
"All you have done here is take the typical leftist line and regurgitate it in a barely palatable,
quasi poetic, pseudo intellectual format. Quite frankly, that makes you a moron."[/align]
▲
▲ ▲
[align=center]V[/align]