The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Dominum » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:15 pm

...discover that he was too confused by the six page thread he had recently read, which contained epic run-on sentences and was not even remotely cognitively congruent, at which point he forgot what he was doing in the first place and ran right into Mecha Streisand's huge...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Esteban » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:45 pm

...magical camel which snorted cocaine through his nostrils. Streisand had never considered being with another woman, but she felt...
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Suddenly, the thunderous words "Oh snap!" echoed around the valley, causing
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causing the world's largest ban hammer to fail upon
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Orca. The epicness of thus turn of events caused the Hollywood sign in California to be
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

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But just when they thought their cause had won, a big
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burlly Russian came and stomped them into the ground.
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Post by von_lounger » Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:13 am

After which, he crawled back into his vodka bottle.  Meanwhile, in Kenya...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Dominum » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:33 am

dates.

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