The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

[SteevoLS]

rolled down a garage door somewhere in the upstate while cosplaying as a dude from MW2 who was

[Inked]

trying to act like Obama and get nothing done.  So the little prick

[C Taylor]

jumped in the back of a pick up truck and headed for...

[SteevoLS]

Alabama, where that kind of thing is tolerated. When he got there he was greeted by

[splatmaster]

Orca from the SCAA, who promplty

[SteevoLS]

informed him that he had just sent an Echo 1 M82 to Greenville, where it was

[splatmaster]

Being shot by the Echo 1 rep Kyle, who

[SteevoLS]

quickly pointed out that most people wouldn't get the joke because they hadn't been around here long enough. At this point the subject completely changed as Glenn Beck

[splatmaster]

told it like it was to the woman checking him out at walmart. She then

[Inked]

realized that she had no more money for her crack habbit, and called GM for a loan.

[rack0730]

Then GM filed bankruptcy and got money from the government for its presidents golden parachute which ended up being...

[SteevoLS]

a bit of an issue, since gold is heavier than air. After the parachute was melted in to gold, Lex Luthor stole all the resulting gold bricks from Fort Knox and

[Inked]

and drove to the Cheetah 3 in Atlanta, and proceeded to

[rack0730]

Trade all of his ktyptonite for rogaine just to see if he could grow some hair but it ended up...

[Slate]

killing his dog, waking up his wife and besmirching his good name. After everything that had happened so far