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NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:55 pm
by splatmaster
Alas, my brethren from the south, you have pushed us to the breaking point, and now blood must be shed. However, as gentleman, we of the Northern Carolina would like to offer you a open ended deal. We are willing to forgive any individual or team of past transgressions AND offer them a position in the Northen Army of Glory(NAG). If you join with us, you shall be unleashed to your full potential in a battle that glory is sure to come to those who seek it.
So come, join your northern brethren, and lets NAG the crap out of these funsucking southern swine who have forgotten the service a few brave NC teams gave in the fist battle of the carolina's!
Oh, and Panzer secretly was the one who passed the healthcare bill, and also thinks Nancy Pelosi is hot. Just saying.
Come to the dark side! We have cookies!
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Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:06 pm
by python575
splatmaster wrote:
and also thinks Nancy Pelosi is hot. Just saying.
that sick f*ck
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:07 pm
by splatmaster
python575 wrote:
that sick f*ck
I concur wholeheartedly good sir!
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:22 pm
by SteevoLS
Subtext: NC is going to have a turnout like SC did last year?
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:28 pm
by splatmaster
SteevoLS wrote:
Subtext: NC is going to have a turnout like SC did last year?
We would like to surpasse the 2 players 5 monkeys and a dead camel mark, but we don't really know for sure.
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:38 pm
by Trig
NEVERRRRRR!!!
....and Panzer
... that is just unforgivable
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:40 pm
by Unknown Theory
As a mercenary...I am intrigued by this...offer
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:43 am
by jgattis
will you let me wear multicam?
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:54 am
by splatmaster
If you join us, you shall be allowed to wear Multicam. But only after serving our forces gloriously for the entire game and night. After that, feel free.
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:11 pm
by Pocahontas
haha so no, you can't wear multicam to play in...lol
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:41 pm
by jgattis
splatmaster wrote:
If you join us, you shall be allowed to wear Multicam. But only after serving our forces gloriously for the entire game and night. After that, feel free.
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:44 pm
by splatmaster
jgattis wrote:
Do not cry! We will generously offer you the ability to wear your Muliticam gear, just not the actual pants, shirt or cap. That is simply the best compromise we can make.
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:32 pm
by IronChef
wear multicam underwear and socks!!!!!
no selling out SC
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:43 pm
by Joshua
...hmmm...I'm thinking about it...
Re: NC is willing to negotiate
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:06 pm
by splatmaster
IronChef wrote:
wear multicam underwear and socks!!!!!
no selling out SC
SC, how can you consider yourselves a glorious army when there is a traitor in your midst. How could you trust someone like chef, a betrayer of his own kind. What does this say for the rest of your troops? Cutthroats and theives I say! So, if you do not approve of your so called "comrades," join us of the NAG, we shall show you the true meaning of camraderie and bravery!
