The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Ociffer Action » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:39 pm

the ones that really mattered like...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Doublewolf » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:50 pm

DW's toast not cooking fast enough. DW turned the toaster oven up to over 9,000 degrees which...

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Ociffer Action » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:54 pm

coincidently altered the fabric of reality causing...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by GARRETT » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:25 pm

SteevoLS to go insaine.with his brain toasted from the heat he
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Slate » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:26 pm

decided to become an embroidery technician at US Patriot. Whereupon the machines started to

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Stomper87 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:53 am

spontaneously combust. This caused Dom to start
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Rev » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:04 am

crying... but not before he
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by splatmaster » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:49 am

locked this thread because it has become lame and stale...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Esteban » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:09 pm

... and super awesome. Splatmaster had always fantasized about the warm...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by JayRoach » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:28 pm

apple pies (that were filled with bananas insted) tasted like....
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Arbee » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:40 pm

...peanuts, which he was unfortunately allergic to, causing...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Felix » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:43 pm

..Splatmaster to become blind, but also giving him amazing skills like..
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Dominum » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:07 pm

...reading my mind. This was unlucky because...
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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Rev » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:29 pm

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Re: The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

Post by Doublewolf » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:57 pm

in the shower. He stayed in the shower for about 3 months using up our entire underground water supply. This greatly upset...

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