The Epic AOSC Tale... sentence by sentence.

[idiot88]

the marijuana farmers who could no longer irrigate their crops.  With no more water available during the dry season, they then decided to start growing

[saver64]

Poppy seeds and failed to do so. So they gave up the drugs and went to think how long this story is. Which they thought long and hard to come up...

[Arbee]

...with a machine that would make drugs for them, because they were highly single-minded...

[Rev]

but the machine started to use the drugs and became "highly" addicted to...

[Villid]

ingesting the ground up bones of small cuban children.  In order to get its next fix...

[Felix]

..the machines banded together and took over Cuba. This crazy, yet easily accomplished mission was a complete success, except..

[Doublewolf]

They blew up all the gas stations. The machines did not have any energy, so they eventually went to sleep...

[3rd0ptik]

which didn't last long like the original topic as the grapes devoured any hint of the original structure, but no worries though, 0ptik was busy building a dmr out of a vintage soda can, that when fired..

[GARRETT]

It destroyed all of bravo, and the machines. But the rotting bodies

[3rd0ptik]

began to smell like the Louisiana coastline, lucky for us we had an engineer that rebuilt the machines into a mechanical separator which stripped the flesh that we sold to Chinese restaurants and we used the bones for fire wood, it seemed like a prosperous winter was underway until... ..

[Dominum]

Stephen realized that it was time for him to spend a few hours putting all of these together . Ergo...