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Re: Jokes!

Post by Avenger » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:59 am

This IS old, but I thought this was amusing.

The CEOs of three gun companys are having a discussion about their products.

Mr. Kalshnikov says "Our guns are more durable than any others!"
Mr. Colt says "Our guns are more accurate than any others!"
Mr. Heckler and Mr. Koch say "Our guns are durable, accurate AND ergonomic! Top that!"

Mr. Kalashnikov replies "What the devil does "accuracy" mean?"
Mr. Colt replies "What in God's name is "ergonomics?"

Mr. Heckler and Mr. Koch hand each of them an MP7.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Vesper » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:29 pm

AR999 wrote:This IS old, but I thought this was amusing.

The CEOs of three gun companys are having a discussion about their products.

Mr. Kalshnikov says "Our guns are more durable than any others!"
Mr. Colt says "Our guns are more accurate than any others!"
Mr. Heckler and Mr. Koch say "Our guns are durable, accurate AND ergonomic! Top that!"

Mr. Kalashnikov replies "What the devil does "accuracy" mean?"
Mr. Colt replies "What in God's name is "ergonomics?"

Mr. Heckler and Mr. Koch hand each of them an MP7.

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Re: Jokes!

Post by Avenger » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:43 pm

The dude in that picture has a tiny nose.....
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Dominum » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:11 pm

MP7s actually feel a bit wonky. Funny though, this section needs a revive.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Avenger » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:25 pm

Reviving was the main reason I posted. I loved the joke forum on the SCAA, before I got my skull caved in with a permaban hammer. I loved my Well R4's ergonomics, but maybe that's just me.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Felix » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:02 pm

AR999 wrote:Reviving was the main reason I posted. I loved the joke forum on the SCAA, before I got my skull caved in with a permaban hammer. I loved my Well R4's ergonomics, but maybe that's just me.
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And Well R4's have no ergos technically.. its just a normal gun.. Try real grips and youll feel good ergos.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by PRincess » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:01 pm

AR999 wrote:Reviving was the main reason I posted. I loved the joke forum on the SCAA, before I got my skull caved in with a permaban hammer. I loved my Well R4's ergonomics, but maybe that's just me.
I am quite sure there was a good reason for it...
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Avenger » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:08 pm

I only posted like twice though... I WAS kinda rude to SlickRidley though.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by PRincess » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:10 pm

AR999 wrote:I only posted like twice though... I WAS kinda rude to SlickRidley though.
Ahhh... Kinda rude to someone who has been around way longer than you have on the SCAA. Way to go.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by PRincess » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:11 pm

Here's a joke:

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Re: Jokes!

Post by SteevoLS » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:12 pm

^ Not gonna lie... I laughed.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Gambler » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:34 pm

jrleonard wrote:Here's a joke:

HIT LIST

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That is a good one JR. ;)

See AR, you were rude here and you have only been given a 1 day ban. Nice to see nothing has changed on the SCAA...
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Felix » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:29 pm

Whats even funnier is that JR is a Ajax member.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Avenger » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:06 pm

Good point Felix.
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Re: Jokes!

Post by Felix » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:25 pm

I make a lot of them.
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